Is She a Vampire?      

On Tuesday the 29 April 2003 I started a catering course. Then I found out my friend got arrested. I was not very happy but he should not have done what he did. So I just got on with my lesson and I enjoyed it. One of my class friends and I made Nan bread and one of my tutors had it and said it was nice.

The day was now finished so I went home to my mum’s house and she said, “I am glad you came. You can help me do my shopping.” When we got back home I went to my friend’s house but he was not in, so I went home had a shower to pass the time. Then I met up with my girl friend.  

We had a disagreement so I went running.   I saw one of my college classmates and shouted “Lynne!” but she did not hear me so I just kept on going.   I got home had a shower then went to the pub. 

Then my girl friend phoned my mum and said,” Me and Robert have had an argument.”  My mum turned around and said” Robert is here now do you want him?” Then my girl friend said,” Yes, but he will start shouting at me.”

The next day we got back together because one of her friends said” Don’t split up.” So we had a talk. It was ok but she went somewhere with her mum so I went back to the pub. 

The next day I came in to college and Lynne noticed a love bite on my neck and said,”I take it you got back together.”

Then I said” Why?”

She said” What is she, a vampire?” 

By Robert Foxford